[VELMA (to Roxie)]
My sister and I had an act that couldn t flop
My sister and I were headed straight fo the top
My sister and I earned a thou a week at least
Oh, sure!
But my sistr is now, unfortunately, deceased
Oh, I know it s sad, of course
But a fact is still a fact
And now all that remains
Is the remains
Of a perfect double act!
[spoken]
Roxie, do you know you are exactly the same
size as my sister? Oh, you would fit in her wardrobe
perfectly. Look, why don t I just show you some of
the act, huh? Watch this.
[VELMA dances]
Now you have to imagine
this with two people.
It s swell with two people.
First I d...(drums!)
Then she d...(saxophone!)
Then we d...(together!)
But I can t do it alone!
Then she d...
Then I d...
Then we ...
But I can t do it alone!
She d say,"What s your sister like?"
I d say, "Men,"
Yuk, Yuk, yuk
She d say, "you re the cat s meow"
Then we d wow the crowd again
When she d go...
I d go...
We d go...
And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar
Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor
Yelling, sreaming, begging for more.
[spoken]
And we d say, "O.K. fellas, keep your socks up.
you ain t seen nothin yet!"
[VELMA dances]
But I simply cannot do it alone!
Well? What did ya think? Come on, you can say.
[ROXIE gives her a raspberry]
O.K., O.K. The first part can always be rewritten.
But the second part was really nifty. Watch this.
Then she d...(See, get it, right?)
Then I d...(Then I d kick really high...)
Then we d...
But I can t do it alone!
She d say, "What state s Chicago in?"
I d say, "ILL!"
Did ya get that?
She d say, "Turn your motor off"
I can hear em cheerin still
When she d go...
I d go...
We d go...(Sideways!)
And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown
To cheer the best attraction in town
They nearly tore the balcony down
[spoken]
And we d say. "O.K. fellas, O.K.,
we re goin home, but here s a few more partin shots!"
And this... this we did in perfect unison.
[VELMA dances]
Now, you ve seen me goin through it
It may seem there s nothin to it
But I simply cannot do it
Alone!
[ROXIE turns her down]
Like the deserted bride on her wedding night
All alone and shaking with fright
With her brand new hubby nowhere in sight
I simply cannot do it alone...

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