It s kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she s totally rad, she s nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn t own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don t need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She s always in the stands, she s nubs
She can t pick up a phone, she can t get dressed alone
She s got no funny bone, she s nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she s neat, she s nubs, she s nubs, she s nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I d see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
She s got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she s nubs
It s hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you ve got is a body and head, she s nubs
She s nubs, She s nubs, She s nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she s nubs.

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