[* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song *]
[G] - [Eminem as Susan (the girl)]
[D] - [Eminem as Dave]
[J] - [Eminem as John]
[R] - [Eminem as Ron]
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it s my fault my fault
[Eminem]
I went to John s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn t a problem (Nah!)
I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it
We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage
[G] I m allergic to fungus
Come on Sue, that s nonsense
Who s at the door?? Pizza man!
Who ordered pizza? Wasn t it yours? Nuh uh
[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don t want it
Shutup Susan I ll pick em off it
Oh hell, I might as well try it, I ll be alright
Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I m sorry!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don t know you
Oh shoot, she s tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn t tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor
Susan, stop cryin, I don t hate ya
I m sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers
So what they locked you in the attic in your dad s house?
That ain t no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I m havin a seisure!
I said, "You re breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"
"Would you put it down you re startin to scare me"
She said,
[G] I m twenty-six years old and I m not married
I don t even have any kids and I can t cook
(Hello!) I m over here Sue, (hi) you re talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital fore it s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I m sick of gettin my hair pulled
I m not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, fore you do somethin dumb
I ll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies
"John, where s Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He s in the bathroom; I think he s takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There s a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there s only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate
Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake
Now she s upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives"
[D] She s gonna die dude
"I know and it s my fault!"
[D] My god!!!
[Chorus] :
[1st repeat Em says "I m sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
My God, I m so sorry!
I m so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You re not dead!! You re NOT dead!
I know you re not dead!

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