[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds:]
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Ok..
Guess whos back?
Back again
Shadys back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess whos back with a brand new rap?
And I dont mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papas got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
Thats not a stab at Michael
Thats just a metaphor, Im just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And its cool if you let one go
Nobodys gonna know, whod hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", its OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Chorus]
Now Im gonna make you dance
Its your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know youre my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Verse 2]
Well, its Friday and its my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everydays just a holiday
Crusin on the freeway
Feelin kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin my hair blow
I dunno where Im goin
All I know is when I get there
Someones gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I dont mean to sound like a jerk
But Im feelin just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, whats your name girl?
Whats your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
Im just tryna unwind now Im
[Chorus]
Now Im gonna make you dance
Its your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know youre my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Verse 3]
Its Tuesday and Im locked up
Im in jail and I dont know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well Im sorry, I dont remember
All I know is this much
Im not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin at an old lady touch my body!"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like its 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look its B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
Im a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I dont have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fellas (WHAT?!) Fellas (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
Im callin all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
Its your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin its the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
Its so appeasin
[Chorus]
Now Im gonna make you dance
Its your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know youre my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

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