He picked me up around a quarter to nine,
I was a little shocked that he was right on time.
He was really well mannered as he opened my door,
He seemed like the man I ve been looking for.
He took me to a fancy restaurant,
And told me to order anything I want.
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
And said: "Oh my god he s such a gentleman"
You wanna have a good time,
As he slipped me some wine.
And then I started to feel really sleepy,
And he had this creepy look in his eyes.
[Chorus 2x]
So don t touch me while I m sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
It won t be worth the costs you made,
This will be a date you ll never forget.
I woke in the morning at half past eight,
I couldn t remember what happened to my date.
My stomach was woozy and it didn t feel right,
I couldn t recall a single thing last night.
My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,
And said: "Girl you really had it going on".
If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape.
I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,
"I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it s time to say goodbye to your balls".
[Chorus 2x]
The moral of the story, to make myself clear,
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.
I would think twice before your next date,
Cause you ll just end up someone s bitch in cellblock eight.
[Chorus]
So don t touch me while I m sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
So don t touch me while I m sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.

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